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Never Fear, Our Border Is Secure Against the Peanut Butter Menace

You can never be too careful when dealing with Canadians, apparently. They might hide a hockey puck in there; you could break a tooth.

The New York Sun/Dean Karayanis
Peanut butter deemed safe after inspection by U.S. Customs and Border Protection. The New York Sun/Dean Karayanis
DEAN KARAYANIS
DEAN KARAYANIS

As gang members, guns, drugs, and millions of unvetted foreign nationals pour across America’s southern border, our northern border is keeping at bay the real danger to our republic: peanut butter. 

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DEAN KARAYANIS
DEAN KARAYANIS

Mr. Karayanis worked for Rush Limbaugh for more than 25 years with stints in TV news, on campaigns, and ghost/speechwriting for a variety of newsmakers. He is the creator/host of the History Author Show on iHeart Radio, producer of its documentary-style video specials, and a contributor of political and social commentary for various news organizations. He is a producer for the Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show.

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