Submitted by Schweigenthaler, Sep 30, 2008 14:05

You are not my mother, One was enough. Go find someone else to nag, please. It was my mother's job to make sure I didn't do anything I shouldn't (don't slouch, eat your vegetables, do you really want another slice of bread with butter? Wouldn't you rather have a delicious carrot stick?) and she was good. Since I reached my majority a few decades ago, It's nobody's business but mine. Mind your own kids, and if you must, add nutrition to your core school curriculum, but please, New York dogooder politicians, keep your hands of my plate.

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