Submitted by Claude Bogardus, Mar 24, 2008 16:12

The Wretched Nixon performed, during the Presidential Campaign of 1972, an essential service for those American Citizens accustomed to voting for Democrat Candidates desirous of Public Offices of Honor and Profit. The Wretched Nixon employed an incisive intellect to disassemble the McGovernite Appreciation of the Democrat Platform into its constituent parts, assign the appropriate attributes to those strange components, and, using those ill-assorted sub-assemblies, to construct a coherent Democrat Platform that Senator McGovern could stand on, while employing only his left leg for support. It appears that Senator Obama will be compelled to rely on El Rushbo for a similar enlightenment, since the Wretched Nixon is no longer among us to be kicked around by his ethical inferiors. He will be ever missed.

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