Submitted by Kenneth Parady, Dec 22, 2006 08:09

Don't panic. In the near future I expect the environmentists to push through a law to make Xmas trees illegal. Based on freedom of religion, environmental damage and a fire threat. By the way, that same law may include plastic, vinyl trees since they cause environmental damage to our health. I wonder what these street vendors will be pushing then?

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