Submitted by Warren Hughes, Nov 21, 2007 16:45

And possibly, a schmear in the rear. for the late Dick Wilson, alias, Mr. Whipple, as he ascends to the throne in the Kingdom of All time ass wipes! Never was so much praise heaped upon a man who contributed so little to 20th century society. He had the kind of face that even his mother couldn't decide which end was up? Let's flush his memory down the drain of non entity's once and for all! Let's get back to concentrating on what's truly relevant in today's world, like, is Brad really leaving Angelina for George Clooney?

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