Submitted by Steve Barry, Sep 20, 2007 09:01

McCain is right about Iraq. When we surrender, give our weapons to the terrorists, and name Iraq some thing like Al Qaeda Land. John will say I told you so. Our soldiers will be in prison camps just like John was, the terrorists will build a nuke and destroy the West. Do we want that to happen. No!

That's why we must stay in Iraq forever, forget the Iraqi government, we will prop them up with our private contractors, who cares that it's 3 billion a week. We can't surrender to the terrorists!

I stay awake all night sometimes in sheer terror, thinking about Osama and his rusty AK and how he wants to kill us. Or how some nameless, faceless Arab man in a grainy video talks about Death to America, I can barely keep from cowering under the covers. Ohh please John save me from this ominous threat!

The threat of Terror is a daily horror for us all. So I say, read our emails, tap our phones, forget the Bill of Rights. And please invade more countries! We must root out all of the terrorists, Iran, Syria, Africa, China, etc. etc.

John is right about the threat of terrorism being our main struggle. I don't care about health care, but I demand that the color coded terror alert system is in full function. Look, we must kill the terrorists for peace, if we bomb enough foreign people there won't be any left, and we won't have to worry about it!

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