Submitted by Warren Hughes Ret., Aug 31, 2007 23:15

It's Tidyman to the rescue! The much disgraced Senator from Idaho made the ludicrous claim that he was merely picking up a piece of paper in the stall of the mens bathroom at the Minneapolis Airport earlier this week. Give unto me a freakin break, already yet! Apparently, thinking on your feet isn't your strong suit, Senator, nor does thinking on your seat, any better. You've been a naughty, naughty Senator, Mr Craig and we can all see the graffitti on the bathroom wall and you simply need to call it a day. Alright, perhaps you're not the stereotypical gay person that parades his wares in unseemly ways, however, you are most definitely a pervert of the first rank! The floor recognizes the Senator from the great state of Idaho!

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