Submitted by Scott Baker, Jul 30, 2007 13:00

Until we achieve true energy independance, we'll have to dance to the Islamic tune (well, not really dance, since dancing is a sign of western decadence; come to think of it, so is having a tune). We need to produce our own energy, using the ingenuity that used to be part of the American psyche, before we all got so soft and spoiled - the jihadists are right about that much. Then we can send the Bedoins back to their tents and let them annihilate each other - which is all they are really good at anyway.

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